The defense rests

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6 Comments

kubica@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y

In his defense, the other man ate food.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

The defense is getting peckish.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Prosecutor replies: "If you want to be like a bull, don't eat the bull, eat what the bull eats."

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y

I don't have 4 stomachs to digest grass 🥺

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y

Restaurant hostess: Donner? Party of four?

yetAnotherUser@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y