c/lemmyshitpost · by thesocavault@lemmy.world · 2y

This will help you quit smoking.

You want to quit smoking, but worried about missing the menthol of Newport, get the Newport Oreo's, you might put on a few pounds, but it's cheaper than smoking. Lol

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Having a pack of Newports actually help with picking up MILFs.

A baggie of coke helps too.

PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Are they not smoking Virginia Slims these days?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

PFMEMES GENERAL WARNING: Tobacco products are gross. Why does anyone smoke anymore? Don't ruin your health. Go bang a MILF instead.

I'm trying, but whenever I find a MILF, turns out it's 3 malwares in a trench coat.

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

People still smoke because it looks cool, NERD!

tsonfeir@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I don’t bang women, guess I have to smoke.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This is definitely one way! Eat enough of the cookies and get a Marlboro jacket and you will be the coolest ever. 😂😂😂😂

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think you gotta eat the Camel Oreos to become the coolest kid in high school

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Some people won't understand

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y