The booteyman lives under ur bed

477 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world

6 Comments

MrGeekman@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)

He’ll move after the first big fart.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Closer or further away?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

After tasting mine further to hell

ClevelandRock@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What kind of mom tells their kid there's a monster under their bed who wants to eat their feet?

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y

When the kid won't stay in bed at bedtime

IverCoder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

My bussy's ready for that monster