You are being approached with romantic intent

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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The atoms that make up your body were created by stellar explosions millions and billions of years ago. So does it really matter that you're underage?

BluesF@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

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Fosheze@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

giantfloppycock@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Good thing I’ve got a built-in straw ;)

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This guys over here asking for a blow job from dr phil. The worst part is, afterwards he's going to ask "Now how did that feel FOR YOU? Are you feelin' pretty good right about now?"

Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

"I'm sorry daddy phil I've been a bad boy, you can send me to the ranch UwU"

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Can't tell if this is creepier than regular Dr. Phil.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Those "Other Mother" dead eyes really sell it. I feel like we've all been violated a bit in this moment.

dumbass@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2y

We'll be right back.

catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I don't like this one bit!

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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