c/usa · by Type1@midwest.social · 2y

Kenneth Chesebro Charged In Wisconsin—Here Are All The Former Trump Lawyers Now Facing Legal Consequences

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2024/06/04/kenneth-chesebro-charged-in-wisconsin-here-are-all-the-former-trump-lawyers-now-facing-legal-consequences/?sh=422afbee5ebb

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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It’s still hard to believe that “Kenneth Chesebro” is a real person and not some comedian’s mediocre-entitled-white-dude persona

(switches to slightly monotonous, lower voice) “Pleased to meet you… my name’s Kenneth. (pause) Kenneth Cheese Bro. (laughter) I live in a gated exurban community with my wife Stacey, my three sons Kenneth Junior, Brockwell and Chadbury, and my three cars. Harvard legacy admission— was captain of the lacrosse team 1989. I believe in meritocracy and oppose affirmative action in all its forms. My favourite food is mayonnaise “

RainyRat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I can has Chesebro?

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

My favourite food is mayonnaise

LOL. Got em!

fubarx@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

Cheese bro charged in Wisconsin? Ironic.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I fought the law, and the law won

Nougat@fedia.io · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Jenna Ellis has not been arraigned in Arizona yet. I'd guess she's working out a plea deal there ahead of arraignment, and may plead guilty at arraignment.

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Her punishment should be lifetime permanent assignment as legal counsel to Rudy Giuliani.

Just a world of alternate realities, sharts and dye and everything else it entails.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And what's his punishment? Lifetime assignment as Trump's attorney?

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

A lifetime of increasingly embarassing and uncomfortable pranks being pulled on him by Sacha Baron Cohen

AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

I don't understand why anyone ever accepts a job from him. Everyone who works for or with him ends up owed a bunch of money and/or in a shit load of legal trouble.

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

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