Pickle Juice, Pickle Beer, why not Pickle Milk?

All different levels of Pickle Milk for your cereal and drinks!

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47 Comments

Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Freshly milked pickles πŸ₯’

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I only like fem pickle milk

PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y

I can tell the difference between femboy milk and non-femboy milk by taste alone. Am willing to participate in a taste test for proof if required.

buttfarts@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y

Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's not what Pilk is... Pilk is Pepsi Milk!

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Maybe it's made by Pepsi?

MindTraveller@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 2y

I thought pilk waa cum

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

it is a marketing tragedy that they tried to associate it to milk, otherwise it would have been a just fine drink. now probably cant drink it without thinking of milk and wanting to vomit

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Oh. I just assumed it was milk with pickle juice in it and was wondering what technique they used to prevent it from curdling.

nifty@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Pickles need to get out of places they have no fucking business in

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

It's a Joke.

nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yes so was mine, read it again

Edit well I made a joke, but I didn’t say anywhere it’s a good one πŸ˜… I’ll try again next time

JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But you were right, pickles need to get the fudge out of places they don’t belong.

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why should pickles have to do it? The fudge is just as capable of getting itself out.

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

This is a better joke. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Which is every where. Along with peanut butter and coffee.

Maultasche@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

Not as bad as Peg Nog

inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Even I'm not THAT vegan

olutukko@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I would gulp that shit

-your fellow vegan

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)
ZeroCool@vger.social · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
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dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

Purge the infidels from the earth. God may forgive them but we never can.

manucode@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y

@moistbones@lemmy.world Something for you?

buttfarts@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This meme just proves that God truly hates us.

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

God loves us because he gave someone the talent to make this graphic.

key@lemmy.keychat.org · 4 pts · 2y

I wish it were real. Pepsi-milk just doesn't hit the same.

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd rather drink ketchup.

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yooooooo Hahahahahahaha! I'm done! Lmao

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The fucking pickle udders on that logo is a travesty.

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That's it right there! Post closed! LMAO

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (7 replies)

They used to put frogs in milk to help preserve the milk, before they invented pasteurization and the refrigerator.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Put a frog in my butt to stay young?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day.. πŸ‘

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

eh. easier to just keep finding new frogs probably.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just put the whole blob of frog eggs in there, like any normal person. 🐸

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Delayed gratification. Nice.

thesocavault@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Really? That is interesting

over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yep. Weird AF I know, but apparently it was (and still sometimes is) a thing.

https://www.treehugger.com/if-your-fridge-dies-should-you-put-frogs-in-your-milk-4868045

numberfour002@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I'll never have the chance to taste it myself.

devilish666@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Nah....i just stick with regular milk
I prefer my milk extracted from tits

Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Mmm garlic milk ΰ² _ΰ² 

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Somebody grew too many cucumbers.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

🎢Too many cukes

It takes a lot to make a milk🎡

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

"Hey Morty I turned myself into a pickle...and milk. I'm pickle milk!"

They really missed an annoying branding opportunity here.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

The aerith classic

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Cursed

blazera@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

This is infringement on neco arc