Ingredients are as followed
- (storebought not homemade) Gnocchi
- half an green pepper
- half an tomato
- heinz tomato sauce
- tinned tomatoes
- several mushrooms
- mixed herbs
- A shit-ton of three cornered onion
- roast chicken
Garnish has
- three cornered onion bulb
- oregano
- Big heaping spoonful of cream cheese
20 Comments
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
I don't think you understand what FoodPorn is
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y
I'm assuming that Food porn is that Food that looks tasty. I didn't really do a bang up job presenting this but neither did I really care nor think about it all that much I just wanted to dig in and eat some good grub
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
No worries I get it, but for next time yeah :)
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Alright if I ever post another picture of a meal I make I'll be sure to try and do a semi decent job at presenting it
Jarix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Dont worry, this still doesnt belong on
!shittyfoodporn
Give that a quick glance if you need to feel better about this one!
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I thought I did a pretty good job albeit. I could've taken a better photograph. definitely not shitty looking food. I've seen some of the stuff on shitty foodporn............ I still have nightmares to this very day. I will definitely be growing some of that three cornered leek in the future.
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
I believe in you :)
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I don't know shit about food but, don't people usually clean the edge of the plate before taking a picture?
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 2y
It's the taste that matters. Not the presentation m8
mindlight@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Said no one ever about porn.
athairmor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
This is to food porn what two girls one cup is to regular porn.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y
I see a man of culture. You've got some great tastes!
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Depends on how good your taste is tbh
mindlight@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Porn ("Pornography")
Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.
While this might be food, there's literally nothing exciting in that picture.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This is like randomly finding one of those pictures of genital diseases with blisters and everything and calling it porn because it depicts sexual organs
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Hmmm, "Shit on a brick"... funny name. I used to like eating "Shit on a shingle"= Army's chipped beef in gravy on toast
sir_pronoun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
This is the kind of porn you usually find on 4chan
Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This is the kind of porn you usually find in a plastic bag in the woods.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I came to the comments to find out WTF a three cornered onion was but left having very much enjoyed OP getting shat on for his plate of je ne sais quoi
Lampadaire_raclette@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 2y
I guess people are more interested into the edge of the plate than to what's inside