Normally I object to overly specific hiring descriptions to skip out on the requirement to post a job for outside candidates before hiring from inside, but I think that as a WWII veteran, Wojtek has more than earned a little leeway.
Is the job managing grizzly bears in conflict (like a general leading them in battle) or managing conflicted grizzly bears (like a marriage counselor for bears)? 🤔
13 Comments
spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
They are not looking for a person, but an actual grizzly bear
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Well that would pretty efficiently squelch any workplace conflict.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Normally I object to overly specific hiring descriptions to skip out on the requirement to post a job for outside candidates before hiring from inside, but I think that as a WWII veteran, Wojtek has more than earned a little leeway.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
To shreds you say?
GalacticCactus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Well how is his wife holding up?
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
To shreds you say?
dion_starfire@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
She ran into a man in the woods.
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
The job poster
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
There's not enough left for us to show you what happened to them.
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The last one went to Grizzco
isgleas@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Yeah, I don't think lying on your resume is a wise decision here.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
Is the job managing grizzly bears in conflict (like a general leading them in battle) or managing conflicted grizzly bears (like a marriage counselor for bears)? 🤔
CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Is there a signing bonus?