Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don't like them. I am still straight.
straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room... filled with rubber ...dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.
18 Comments
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 60 pts · 2y
I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.
bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 75 pts · 2y
Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.
grunge_fox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 2y
Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don't like them. I am still straight.
grunge_fox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 2y
i thought i was merely regular straight, turns out i'm so straight anything in a skirt makes me give a salute
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
I have not yet found the youtube comment to vote on, so it appears I am not straight either
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn't because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn't because I like girls.
Rookwood@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
I was straight like you once. Then I took a dick to the ass.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room... filled with rubber ...dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.
puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y
🔫 We can make it 96*
* this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
people are like wood
they're straight until things get hot and wet
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
😂 The version of that joke I've heard is spaghetti, but I like the wood version too!
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
And with your help we can reduce this number even more
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I'm straight, figure I'll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 12 pts · 2y
One time i drove past a rainbow and thought it was beautiful. I'm pretty sure it was feminism.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y
Not my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It's the fault of those stupid sexy people.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"