Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I'm all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤
Whoa, whoa, whoa... The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can't turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.
20 Comments
evidences@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 2y
Oooohhhh double encrypted, just one more easy exploit and we'll get double secret encryption!
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
It's double rot13...
evidences@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
ROT26 is how I store all my passwords on my PC
bokherif@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
We base64'd your data for enhanced encryption!!!1!1!
misterundercoat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
You're out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o'clock Monday morning!
Rolando@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 2y
Neat, it’s still spying
adarza@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
now with biometrics added for extra flavor.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
So that just means anyone BUT Microsoft will have a harder time trying to find out what you're doing.
Are they missing the fucking point?
ji17br@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Depends how they implemented the encryption. But you’re probably right
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Double-dog super mega no tag-backs cross my heart and hope to die Triple Lindy Dangerfield encrypted
Eyedust@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I'm all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Triple encrypted or nothing.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Why not? It worked for DES until AES came about
pdxfed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!
GluWu@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*
mojoaar@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Recall has been....recalled? M$ needs to remove this crap totally - security incident waiting to happen 👿
IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
Much bitching about nothing.
This is just fancy locally stored tokens.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 2y
Whoa, whoa, whoa... The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can't turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I'll bet you a dollar that becomes the case within a year or two, after the attention dies down.