Cats are getting heavier these days

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18 Comments

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's a well-known fact that cats can change both their mass and state of matter at will.

eagleeyedtiger@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. They can flatten themselves out and go right through a seam in your wall

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I've seen it.

I didn't catch the cat in the act, but there was no other way he could have done it.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y (1 reply)

These aren't cats... They're polymorphed dragons.

Domille@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

came here to say this lol

Aceticon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y

Their gravity defying subsystem sometimes malfunctions and activates in reverse.

milkytoast@kbin.social · 16 pts · 3y (2 replies)

chonky cats

jonkenator@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This should be a Lemmy community

version_unsorted@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y

Someone please make /c/polymorpheddragon

Rentlar@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

The glasses might be making you see things strangely...

Klaboesterbeer@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 3y

Correlation vs causation.

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 3y

dents and holes are a natural place for liquids like cats to concentrate in.

alvanrahimli@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y

Nah, it is how they spawn. Like a meteor.

reflex@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
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Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Polymorphed Dragon.

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y

Those our some dense MFers.

preasket@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Super Saiyan cats

evdo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y

Yamcha