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Man named Optimus Prime arrested for car theft in south Austin
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/optimus-prime-arrested-car-theft-austin-texas
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/optimus-prime-arrested-car-theft-austin-texas
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8 Comments
nerdovic@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y
Freeing one of his brethren from the enslavement by the humans
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
I do believe there is more than meets the eye to this case
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y
Just turn into a truck, Optimus. 🤷🏻♂️
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
His alternate form could probably tow stolen vehicles quite easily.
Missmuffet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
When optimus prime becomes a decepticon
rozodru@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
He should name his kid Finger.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmWVnNfGKUo
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Megan must be carjacked... No matter the cost