Dads sometimes call their kids "lil' squirt" and that's because that's all it took.

Before you were mommy's angel you were daddy's little squirt

Nothing more precious than reminding your lil' squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.

And it was the best 30-seconds of my life… that I will also enjoy for the rest of my life; sometimes.

Do english speaking dads really do that? Kinda weird