Abandon all rule

Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned "al Dante"

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21 Comments

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Dante, you say?

Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Al, you say?

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!

YEAGH

Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

el exterminador de demonios

BynaD@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Al dentes inferno

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Abandon all hope ye who rule here

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Wait, it's all burnt macaroni?

Always has been.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Those are penne, though, not macaroni..

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pennies don't burn like that though...?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They do once I'm done with them!

...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE

solidgrue@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

That's a darn tasty lookin' Pasta Carbonara.

fury@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

The red means it's not cooked all the way. Better be safe...

UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Al Dead

Land_Strider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This guy constipates

jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

That’s nobody’s business but the turds.

0ops@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Just have a glass of water with it, k?

Corno@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now...

Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I recommend saving this picture in your phone. Then, the next time you burn food, you can look at this and feel better about your life because while you may have burned it, at least you didn't turn it into charcoal from the Abyss.

JohnOliver@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 2y

Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories