Why my bank account refuses to hit triple digits

LOL!! But in all seriousness, I kind of make that same mistake. It's why my home computer lab is quite the definition of eclectic. 😆

Is it me, or does that guy's haircut looks like He-Man?

Looks like this person is sticking to their plan of not buying stupid shit and spending money on the essentials.

So dumb.

In other news: where can i get one?

10/10, would buy a giant duck boat. (But far more likely to purchase if it's a rubber ducky.)

Fancy pants here on the cusp of triple digit bank account

That's just quackers

It bought a human?

For a second I thought it was setup with the bow at the tail. I see now that's a motor. I'm so relieved they didn't waste their money.