c/196 · by SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2yTesticular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh? 2 Kings 2:23-25 398 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
Lon3star@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y
Should be a 16/16
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
Arigion@feddit.de · 39 pts · 2y
Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.
BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y
depends on who theyre fucking
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
"Inside you are eight bears."
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
They're all fucking.
Klear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Probably some random women lost in the woods.
MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y
Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
Kanda@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
Don't make this another Tarmogoyf thread
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2y
holY shit
JoYo@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
moshtradamus666@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
This movie has some good moments
Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
And 7 bears fucking
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
two trucks
djsoren19@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y
The flavor text teally sells this meme.
asphalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Another nice card for my collection
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Why does it only cost 2 mana.
frezik@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??
And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
As a Druid, I can’t even complain
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Still better than the guy