Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS

Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?

2 Kings 2:23-25

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24 Comments

Lon3star@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Should be a 16/16

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y

Arigion@feddit.de · 39 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.

BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

depends on who theyre fucking

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Inside you are eight bears."

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

They're all fucking.

Klear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Probably some random women lost in the woods.

MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y

Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro

Kanda@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

Don't make this another Tarmogoyf thread

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2y

holY shit

JoYo@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀

Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf

moshtradamus666@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

This movie has some good moments

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And 7 bears fucking

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

two trucks

djsoren19@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y

The flavor text teally sells this meme.

asphalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

Another nice card for my collection

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does it only cost 2 mana.

frezik@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.

Nicoleism101@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??

And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god

nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

As a Druid, I can’t even complain

RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Still better than the guy