c/lemmyshitpost · by merari42@lemmy.world · 2ySome conservative talking points really grind my gears 801 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io · 49 pts · 2y
Reminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says "CHECK TRANS". So every morning I'm like looks down at crotch "yup, still trans!"
froh42@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y
Dad jokes are for everyone!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y
Torque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore
saltesc@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
angular momentum on the fly intensifies
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
The literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 2y
I'm ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor?
Dicska@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Does it have a trans sister?
Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I prefer my trans sister to be twisted
Apthianos@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
https://youtu.be/XTGiEmrcCP8?si=_qxqjmXnVpD5ZQFQ
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y
lol holy shit that was really funny!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Fully Automatic Trans Mission?
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Fully semi automatic.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Clutch
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
When i hear those talking points i really could shift into a higher gear of rage
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Maybe it should've been the gay engineda?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Just dont misplace the checkballs in the valvebody
cinabongo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What's gaya genda?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Have you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.