I want a horse for my bed (maybe minus the manure).

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hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

horse for my bed

Godfather says: be careful what you wish for.

Ahahahahahaha yes.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hmmm, I don't know... There's other cute animals that can't put you in the grave with one muscle spam from an absurdly powerful leg!

but it would be hilarious if they both talked in their sleep.

teft@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Horse manure isn’t bad. It’s fairly dry and compact in nuggets. I would be more worried about the horse piss, they piss literally gallons at a time.

And it smells like ammonia… oh my god so much ammonia

So what you're saying is there's a market for pony diapers?

Don't worry I am thirsty 😋

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (7 replies)

"maybe"

OpenStars@discuss.online · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Do you have the glitched version that removes his nose?

OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Um... I refer you to the previous graphical answer:-).

(But in this case, it means no - it's somewhat versatile like that:-P)

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Found It! No one knows like my nose knows.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We can't see it for some reason?:-(

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well that stinks. Tried to rip it & post it, but here’s a link.

zomg totally worth the effort - thanks for sharing! :-P

Edit: let's see... can I...

I'm sure he has good bedside manure

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