c/politics · by Abovethefold@lemmy.ml · 2ySamuel Alito’s Mysterious Absence From Supreme Court Raises Questions https://newrepublic.com/post/182998/samuel-alito-absence-supreme-court114 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
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CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Hes dead but they'll parade his corpse until elections
snekerpimp@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Has to go on that trip to that island that he was gifted.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
That tracks, he gets an island, Thomas gets a bus where he's supposed to hang out in the back of.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Lake Laogai?
rayyy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Probably on another luxury vacation to relax from all the stress, and refill his bank account.
Glowstick@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Don't get your hopes up, this kind of thing happens sometimes
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning.
Maybe he won’t recover…
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Went to live with Scalia
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Maybe he "fell" on a flag pole.
krelvar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Weekend at Sammy's
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 2y
He's still rendering opinions.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
Maybe his wife is doing that for him too now.