ILPT: Before holding up a store or a bank, steal your enemy's phone.

Then, after you rob the store, "accidentally" drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.

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RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y

Left or right sock furiously scribbling notes

LesserAbe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Before holding up a store or bank, rob a different store or bank, and leave their phone at the second store or bank

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

On top of this, make sure you coordinate with some other folks to hit different places at the same time. Increases your chance of getaway.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bonus points if it's a cumsock

ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

that's some DNA evidence right there.

borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Steal your enemies cum sock first.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

now you're talking!

if you need to, play the long game and seduce your enemy to make that cum sock.

Edit: I feel like this sub/community was made for my username.

stembolts@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And bring a towel.

forrgott@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Always know where your towel is.