Then, after you rob the store, "accidentally" drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.
9 Comments
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
Left or right sock furiously scribbling notes
LesserAbe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Before holding up a store or bank, rob a different store or bank, and leave their phone at the second store or bank
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
On top of this, make sure you coordinate with some other folks to hit different places at the same time. Increases your chance of getaway.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Bonus points if it's a cumsock
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
that's some DNA evidence right there.
borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
Steal your enemies cum sock first.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
now you're talking!
if you need to, play the long game and seduce your enemy to make that cum sock.
Edit: I feel like this sub/community was made for my username.
stembolts@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
And bring a towel.
forrgott@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Always know where your towel is.