As someone who has a shit ton of spider webs that I constantly walk through when I go outside, I approve. And would like to know where to get this thread.
Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.
While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊
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dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
As someone who has a shit ton of spider webs that I constantly walk through when I go outside, I approve. And would like to know where to get this thread.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 2y
It actually turns out to be a lot easier just to make smaller spiders.
crawancon@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
I killed a big one and it's legions of mini me fans came crawling out in every direction.
do not recommend unless properly prepared
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Sir I don’t how to break it to you
You have a rare disease called be a person
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Oh no no that was also my poor attempt of a funny way of saying I feel like that’s what anyone would do
We know our jokes are good when we have to explain ourselves like this
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 2y
There is only one solution: chemical warfare
send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Dont hurt spideys :(
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 2y
He's more annoying them than hurting em...
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
The "Iv'e" bothers me more than it should.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
As a png
https://i.imgur.com/h2lAfPR.png
SugarSnack@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
👑
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
I will fix it for you when I have a chance
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Okay, who pranked me with the Gordian knot??
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
[spider destroys scientist's house]