The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.
I knew sites used heat maps to see what people click on but I was surprised when our developers showed us actual video of users moving their mouse. I didn't know that was even a thing.
If you're scared about Microsoft tracking your UX engagement on a website, the best way to make sure your sex life stays private is to file it in federal court.
I'm pretty sure this person was just looking for a reason to sue, and then tried to construct the most salacious situation to sue about.
I'm not against them suing, I think web tracking is evil, so more power to them, but I definitely feel like a lawyer helped architect the actual complaint
Dangerous. Don’t insert things without a flared base or some other appendage for easy removal. That thing looks less like a sex toy and more like a paperweight.
Tangential, but what the hell is that big, metallic diamond looking one? Like, does it vibrate? I'd there a hole in the top? Is it.. ugh... a butt plug?
31 Comments
delirious_owl@discuss.online · 114 pts · 2y
To be clear: they're tracking the mouse on the website, not the real time movements of a dildo going in and out of an orifice
holycrap@lemm.ee · 48 pts · 2y
My disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
blandfordforever@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
Might your day be improved by ... A dildo going in and out of an orifice?
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Only if a log of the ins and outs goes directly to Bill Gates's desk.
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
Only because they haven't figured out a way to do that yet
delirious_owl@discuss.online · 8 pts · 2y
Fortunately we have open source sex toys
https://buttplug.io/
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
That is fucking amazing (pun intended)
Warp10Lizard@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y
The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Open source teledildonics are a thing.
InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Teledildonics is my new favorite word.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I knew sites used heat maps to see what people click on but I was surprised when our developers showed us actual video of users moving their mouse. I didn't know that was even a thing.
delirious_owl@discuss.online · -5 pts · 2y
I don't think this is inherently a problem, if the data is anonymized.
scarilog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yep, microsoft clarity is pretty useful, if you don't wanna be tracked, just use an adblocker.
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Aww 😞
conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works · 72 pts · 2y
If you're scared about Microsoft tracking your UX engagement on a website, the best way to make sure your sex life stays private is to file it in federal court.
jet@hackertalks.com · 37 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure this person was just looking for a reason to sue, and then tried to construct the most salacious situation to sue about.
I'm not against them suing, I think web tracking is evil, so more power to them, but I definitely feel like a lawyer helped architect the actual complaint
Eggyhead@kbin.run · 15 pts · 2y
Well if she was just looking for any reason to sue, well congrats to her then. She stumbled across a really good one.
just_another_person@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
What in the world is that gold thing on the left?
noodle@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y
Just a simple lay-on vibrator. https://shop.bijouxindiscrets.com/media/attachment/file/t/w/twenty_one_technical_sheet.pdf
dojan@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 2y
Dangerous. Don’t insert things without a flared base or some other appendage for easy removal. That thing looks less like a sex toy and more like a paperweight.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
It's not an insertable toy, it's just a novelty vibrator.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y
Hold my lube!
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Anything is an insertable toy of you're brave enough"
Etterra@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Tangential, but what the hell is that big, metallic diamond looking one? Like, does it vibrate? I'd there a hole in the top? Is it.. ugh... a butt plug?
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
https://shop.bijouxindiscrets.com/media/attachment/file/t/w/twenty_one_technical_sheet.pdf
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah I don't trust you.
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's a novelty lay on toy. Not for insertion.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sounds like a challenge to me
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Whatever floats your boat. But EMS recommends against inserting things that don't have a flared base. Do with that information whatever you want.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I see a flare. It's on the base. 😃
Drm12@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
It's creepy 😨
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y