Republicans Are Downplaying Abortion, but It Keeps Coming Up

"they're trying to ban abortions! [here, here and here!]"- people.

"we're not trying to ban abortion!" - 'moderate' republican candidate.

"OH YES WE ARE!" the ravening horde known as "republicans"

And yet one more reason people spouting “BoTh SiDeS” are complete fools.

Sorry guys, we know it's a problem for you, but you're gonna have to carry this to term.