c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2yUnder da sea 557 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 2y
He's leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 2y
Spraying the whole kingdom.
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 77 pts · 2y
Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 2y
TurtleTourParty@midwest.social · 22 pts · 2y
Why does the fish head have hair?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
Maybe it's a weird fin, like with this guy:
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Bro visited his mermaid
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I'm into it
samus12345@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 51 pts · 2y
Wait until she finds out how she'll be doing it once she's human. I suspect she'll prefer this approach.
Instigate@aussie.zone · 32 pts · 2y
I dunno, if I suddenly grew a vagina I might want to use it.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 2y
Darlin' it's better
Down where it's wetter
flughoernchen@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2y
Thanks I hate it
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 33 pts · 2y
The problem isn't stuff going in, it's the baby coming out.
Instigate@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Many people with vaginas have a lot of sex that makes no babies
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 18 pts · 2y
The specific subject that Triton is telling Ariel about is where babies come from.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 30 pts · 2y
🎶 Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they fuck all day in the sun🎵
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Got a new V
Try it with me
Let's give it a whirl
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Wow, this lyric actually works better than the original, thanks to the near rhyme between walk and fuck.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 2y
To give birth?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
That's not what I use mine for, but whatever makes you happy.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 2y
The image is in regards to child bearing though.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Well, I feel like my followup joke makes itself.
syaochan@feddit.it · 47 pts · 2y
The part where he nutted on the eggs to fertilise them is missing
maniel@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 2y
Yeah, came here to point that out, it's a very important fact that's missing
misterundercoat@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?
Rolando@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Those aren't nipples, those are extra eggs that he carries around in case he needs a snack.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
So romantic.
bangsnooter@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 2y
Third panel has a typo, that "a" should be removed. I can't look away, someone do something about it.
MorganLeFail@lemmynsfw.com · 22 pts · 2y
Just read it with a bad Italian accent.
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
100% read it like Mario and it’s ‘a fine :-)
bangsnooter@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y
I have changed my mind, I'm now on board with the tragic Italian backstory
Bezier@suppo.fi · 8 pts · 2y
It's a me
gmtom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
TFW no one will ever look at you the way Ariel's mum looks at an egg.