riding rules

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6 Comments

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Damn I didn't know Mario and Luigi were sharing

RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Ofcourse they are. They are in an open polyamorous relationship. How do you think bowser jr., baby mario and baby luigi were born?

What about all the tiny yoshi's? You think that BLAHEM he does is only to grab enemies? 💦

The new Super Mario Bros. Wonder confirms they use a shit load of drugs too.

You really think peach is always getting "kidnapped" by bowser? No, its a kink.

possiblyaperson@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y
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joyjoy@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y

Depending on the game, Mario is Luigi's ride-able sidekick.

TxzK@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Peach. Never have I ever answered a question with less doubt.

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y

Bowser. Equally little doubt.

Edit to add: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so1VVOH6_9M

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

Depends how brave you are