French cyclist fined after stopping to kiss his wife at the Tour de France

However, former US cyclist Lance Armstrong seemed less than impressed. “Oh no, he’s straight up stopped,” said Armstrong in an Instagram story he posted. “Oh no, no, no.”

Yeah, I'll take someone showing affection to their life partner over the opinion of someone who dragged the image of the sport through the mud via rampant cheating and unbridled narcissism.

What a fucking nothingburger.

Attention: French guy too French for Tour de France

Imagine what people would be saying if he kissed his husband instead of wife. Something like, "He's shoving it all in our faces!" or "No straight couple would ever do that in such a public event! Why can't they show some decorum!"