WYR: Would you rather have everyone in close proximity be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?

probably the internet history, it would be kind of like a Friday night news drop with all the other bullshit going on. also I use Firefox and mull with history turned off so have fun I guess.

"oh shit it's a good thing they can read my thoughts because I would hate for everyone to know that I went to reddit.com the other day"

"Ew he went to Reddit"

Everyone i know can access my internet history. It's usually empty, lol.

I'd choose the thought reading and hope they don't know it's my thoughts and they think they're having intrusive thoughts and create crazy-ass scenarios. If they know for a fact it's my thoughts, I'd go play Poker in Vegas and just lie in my internal monologue and create false narratives.

Mandatory XKCD edit:

https://xkcd.com/37/

If y'all wanna share internet history that sounds like a great way to spend a boring night

Don't really care either way.

I'm autistic so 99% of the time I just say what I'm thinking pretty directly, and also (big surprise) I am quite happy being solitary, with occasional social interactions, but no one really 'knows me' or is some kind of person I regularly communicate with.

Hooray autism rofl.

As someone with d.i.d. and have multiple people in my head constantly talking with each other. I would want people to read my mind because it would totally break them and get them extremely confused.