Linguine. You're expecting some strong, has-it-together fettuccine, but instead I'm a plateful that can barely hold it together and is trying to play pretend at being one of the better pastas.
If Lemmy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has only one fan then that is me. If Lemmy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lemmy, then I am against the world.
If Lemmy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has only one fan then that is me. If Lemmy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lemmy, then I am against the world.
Wagon Wheel. Not because it's a good pasta. But because it's most likely to survive in the back of a pantry. Little to no sauce retention. Wagon wheel, for survival.
a sad lasagne: used in pretty much a single dish; it is the least enjoyable part of the said dish; it can very easily be substituted for, don't know, eggplants
If Lemmy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has only one fan then that is me. If Lemmy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lemmy, then I am against the world.
40 Comments
Vanth@reddthat.com · 31 pts · 2y
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
That was graphic,yet eloquent.
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Sounded cheesy if you ask me.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I would give you a golf clap, but I'm a pasta.
Spendrill@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
Lasagne - I got layers.
ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 2y
Orzo. I always tried to be like someone I'm not. Now I'm neither rice nor pasta.
Thavron@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Or gnocchi!
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y
Macaroni because I'm hollow inside, and unlike penne, have no point
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
Linguine. You're expecting some strong, has-it-together fettuccine, but instead I'm a plateful that can barely hold it together and is trying to play pretend at being one of the better pastas.
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I love linguine though.
Devdogg@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
I love lingerie though.
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Is that a local delicacy?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
Spaghetti, because Im lanky, and annoying to handle when Im cooked
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
I will block out the sun with my lasagne body! All will fear me! All will obey me!
speederpotpie@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Copypasta, nothing more I want to be than a long overused block of text that clogs up threads all over the net.
I am also partial to shell pasta.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
If Lemmy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has only one fan then that is me. If Lemmy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lemmy, then I am against the world.
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
If Lemmy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has only one fan then that is me. If Lemmy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lemmy, then I am against the world.
Vej@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Wagon Wheel. Not because it's a good pasta. But because it's most likely to survive in the back of a pantry. Little to no sauce retention. Wagon wheel, for survival.
themusicman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Shells. Because I'm less likely to get eaten.
Seriously though. Fuck shell pasta where they all stick together
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Fantastic for seafood dishes
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Fusilli, I'm cork-y like that and rather silly.
eth0slash0@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's Fusilli Jerry.
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Linnce@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
The screwed one
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
My brother in Fusilli!
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
I'd love to say campanelle, because I'm fun and stuff.
I'm a gnocchi, because I'm potato.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Homemade ricotta gnocchi, because I'm rare and not from around here.
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
Macaroni because I have an unhealthy obsession with cheese.
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I would be mushroom bowtie farfalle (which I enjoy often) because I'm always just out of reach, even to myself.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I wish to be spaghetti but at the moment am feeling more like penne.
whygohomie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
An impasta because I'm a human bean.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Macaroni, but only with cheese.
This is so that I can become ouroboros and infinitely devour myself
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y
Tri-color Rotini, since my color would be the first thing people noticed around all the other pasta.
Corno@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Bow tie pasta/Farfalle cuz I'm goofy
(I used to love eating those raw when I was little, how my teeth weren't affected is something for an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.)
otarik@feddit.it · 3 pts · 2y
a sad lasagne: used in pretty much a single dish; it is the least enjoyable part of the said dish; it can very easily be substituted for, don't know, eggplants
onlooker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Any, really. As long as I can use my noodle.
Thavron@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Orichiette. Cause they're like little bowls of sauce on their own. Each one of them a tiny flavour universe.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
I'm all ears
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Good choice...
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online · 1 pts · 2y
Mars2k21@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 2y
If Lemmy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has only one fan then that is me. If Lemmy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lemmy, then I am against the world.
Edit: Is this not a "copy pasta"? Woosh
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online · 1 pts · 2y
Yes..?
NateDoge@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y
A lasagna newdle https://youtu.be/UoRXQDPkDcs?feature=shared