Woman swallowed whole by a python in Indonesia, second such killing in a month

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/python-kills-woman-swallowed-indonesia-second-death-in-month/

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MoonMoon@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Damn, I missed the "by a" and thought a woman swallowed a python and thought, "fuck yeah, see how you like it, you bastard!"

Need my coffee.

MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I love this

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If I had a nickel...

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

I'd have 3 nickels which isn't a lot but weird that it happened three times.

1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Dumb question but the snake kills the person before swallowing them right?

Spitzspot@lemmings.world · 25 pts · 2y
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Anticorp@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
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Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

When I was growing up in Jakarta, they found two enormous pythons in the culvert right next to the elementary school. They sacrificed a goat to lure them out, then when they were dated they just packed them up and took them to a local safari park. The smaller one was about 21 feet long, while the bigger one was 24 or 25. Just huge.

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thoar's a very calculated and mature response to something that could literally eat you children

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

They found kraits in culverts next to the kindergarten the next year. They just killed those.

laughterlaughter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

On a side note, mosquitos can literally eat your children too. Pineapple too.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (20 replies)

I dunno what would be a better attempt at self defense against such large snakes, but I think I'd start carrying around both pepper spray and also a stun gun, just in case.

No idea if either would be fully effective, but damn that would be a hell of a way to go, might as well try to be prepared to defend myself.

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I'll take a machete and a shot gun thanks.

scytale@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's if you spot it before it grabs you. I imagine it's gonna be hard to aim a shotgun or swing a machete once the snake starts constricting you.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
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over_clox@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You spelled flamethrower wrong.

OZFive@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Your autocorrect accidentally replaced the word aerial bombing.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

My spell check gave me .... thermo nuclear device

Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

You mean orbital bombing?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Damn, hate it when that happens.

FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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Anticorp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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sinkingship@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Maybe it's enough to be highly intoxicated when outdoors. 🤷‍♂️

over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Fair enough, seems a handy enough trick.

In that case, I'd probably carry around a super soaker water gun loaded with some strong alcohol, and just hope I'd be able to shoot it at a distance before it gets close enough to wrap around me.

Could also in a pinch light the alcohol on fire as a crude flamethrower, packing a double punch...

oleorun@real.lemmy.fan · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cue pissed-off flaming snek coming at you fast...

over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Damn, you're right. Welp, guess I'll bring my chainsaw too..

laughterlaughter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

All these assume that you'll see the snake before it latches onto you.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Very true..

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wear a special constrictor armor that deploys buzz saws if it's ever squeezed with enough force to break ribs.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That's awesome!

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Snek scoffs at humans' tiny bite force.

catharso@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

that's why i grew so large; so i can't be swallowed easily.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Python: .. hsssss ... challenge accepted.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Thats so fucked.