Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers | New Straits Times

https://www.nst.com.my/world/world/2024/07/1074717/man-china-caught-100-snakes-trousers

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23 Comments

Marighost@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y

No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!

Arve@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need...

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nah, I kinda like it.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Congratulations! 👍

Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…

Blackout@kbin.run · 14 pts · 2y

Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That’s approximately 100 too many.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

approximately

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Noodle07@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

More like .7 after this mfer

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes' trousers.

Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes' Trousers!

NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

"Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each leg trouser?

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

If there's 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.

HeckGazer@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y

Alright, showoff

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Wasn't this a scene from an Ernest movie?

flango@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 2y

101

Nacktmull@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Snake. Definitely a snake.”

“Rude!”

“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”