Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.
Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.
23 Comments
Marighost@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y
Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or
Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!
Arve@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
I'll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need...
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Nah, I kinda like it.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Congratulations! 👍
Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…
Blackout@kbin.run · 14 pts · 2y
Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
That’s approximately 100 too many.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
?
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
More like .7 after this mfer
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes' trousers.
Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes' Trousers!
NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
"Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each
legtrouser?Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
If there's 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.
HeckGazer@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Alright, showoff
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Wasn't this a scene from an Ernest movie?
flango@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 2y
101
Nacktmull@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Snake. Definitely a snake.”
“Rude!”
“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”