No, seriously, I want to know

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13 Comments

Skua@kbin.earth · 35 pts · 2y

This is actually what an adult cow looks like, we just never get to see it in real life because we kill them for meat before they achieve their true glory. All of humanity used to be pescatarian, but a cult of human skaters convinced us to start eating cows so that they could win at the X Games

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cowabunga

Rayspekt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Brisketflips all day

over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That appears to be a human wearing a cow suit (aka leather). You don't often see people wearing the entire suit, head, hooves and all, that's some serious dedication! 🐄

/s

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y

Where my cow fursuits at

mongooseofrevenge@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Shredding beef

kazren@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's Skate 3! That ditch run was one of my favorite spots. The cow thing is a mod though

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Thanks, vegan

IkarusHagen2@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

Skating

Cow makes that

Board makes that

Unfall

TOModera@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That cow's sick! Must be bird flu.

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Grind beef

Rayspekt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Holy cow!

nifty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

When a man and cow love each other very much