Why would we assume this is a man? /s, and ignoring man vs. male-assigned-at-birth or whatever, just trying to make that joke about a woman with really hairy legs! 😂
My real faux pas, especially given the photographic evidence to the contrary, was to assume the OP was human at all. I will strive to do better in the future.
This is usually what happens when you don't wear shoes. "Fashionable" shoes deform your feet and crush them up a bunch. It's why old people in rich countries have so many foot issues, especially bunions. Toes are naturally supposed to be spread out a bunch and radiate outwards, but historical western fashion trends were towards pointy shoes/feet, so that's what's the norm now.
There exist shoes that don't deform your feet though. Like another reply said, barefoot shoes are one. Those are hardly everyday shoes though, you'll have to search a lot harder (and spend a lot more money) to find "natural" foot-shaped daily drivers
18 Comments
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 2y
I know we shouldn't body shame but, bruh... That man stole his feet from a David Cronenberg movie set.
OpenStars@discuss.online · -3 pts · 2y
Why would we assume this is a man? /s, and ignoring man vs. male-assigned-at-birth or whatever, just trying to make that joke about a woman with really hairy legs! 😂
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
My real faux pas, especially given the photographic evidence to the contrary, was to assume the OP was human at all. I will strive to do better in the future.
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 2y
Actual duck feet. Shoes that fit him don't exist.
sparkle@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
This is usually what happens when you don't wear shoes. "Fashionable" shoes deform your feet and crush them up a bunch. It's why old people in rich countries have so many foot issues, especially bunions. Toes are naturally supposed to be spread out a bunch and radiate outwards, but historical western fashion trends were towards pointy shoes/feet, so that's what's the norm now.
There exist shoes that don't deform your feet though. Like another reply said, barefoot shoes are one. Those are hardly everyday shoes though, you'll have to search a lot harder (and spend a lot more money) to find "natural" foot-shaped daily drivers
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
He could get some bearfoot shoes.
ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Why isn't there any grout in between those tiles? I sure hope they are sitting on concrete.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Those look like linoleum tiles, peel and stick type
ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That would make sense, I assumed they were ceramic but looking at the gap next to his right flipper, they look too thin.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Nubs
Alexxxolotl@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Those toes are definitely very interesting. This HAS to be against r/notinteresting's rules.
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 2y
That's actually pretty funny
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
Damn.
Those would get him locked up in Waterworld.
PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
LUL! Incredible reference!
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I have counted the toes so many times to confirm 5 on each, I don’t know why it looks like more
Fleur__@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
For free?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I have those exact same tiles in my kitchen. Previous owners thought they looked nice. They do not.
chrizl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Those feet look like sid from ice age