They only show up after midnight though

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GreatRam@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Its*

samus12345@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

If it's grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I saw that too. =/

casmael@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

‘’’’’’’’’’’

toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 2y
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
Sorgan71@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y

it's*

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Hasherm0n@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

They're about raising the sarcophagus. Those things can be heavy.

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 52 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Exorcism ❌

Exercise ✅

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Goth girls never exercise. They’re exorcise

uis@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, they summon Satan

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Elf girls never exorcise, they summon Santa

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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TheFriar@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
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PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Makes for better grip strength while I peg dudes."

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Hot. Just gotta do all the things for her that'll make her happy, so she'll want to bend you over.

Two way street and all 😎 I think they're called relationships?

merari42@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (5 replies)

By this logic, Goth girls should not go into economics. They'll just decrease overall welfare by increasing dead weight loss.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I can carry her dead weight

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Umm….

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bruh if you're "umm 😳" about that, I had a goth girl ask me to pretend she was dead and I was her necrophile and for me to fuck her that way.

And I went along with it.

Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Atta kid.

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Or reducing it by lowering taxes and introducing market clearing policies.

riddlemeboner@lemdro.id · 21 pts · 2y

Wheyfu

Bassman1805@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Ooh, and they're deficit deadlifts too. Nice.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd spot her

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

I just did, she's right there

cmrn@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y

Skullcrushers have entered the chat

TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Isn't it a bad idea to lift with those shoes?

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

If you've never deadlifted before, yeah, it's not an ideal choice. If you're intentionally doing deficit deadlifts though, or your body is just shaped such that the extra height makes the movement more comfortable, then it's not the worst choice. Those hard soles probably provide a better, more solid base than the running shoes I see a lot of people lifting in. Ankle mobility probably leaves a little to be desired though.