Who wins a three way deathmatch? Ira Glass, Stephen Dubner, or Guy Raz?

Alternatively, does the universe collapse in on itself because they’re actually the tripartite sonic manifestations of a single three faced god?

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hactar42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ira Glass if the battle is on land. Stephen Dubner if it is in the air. Guy Raz if it is in water.

I will not be taking questions.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

MINDY!!!!!!!!!!!

Servais@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have no idea who are any of those people

wjrii@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

The esoteric mysteries of the Church of Weekend-P-R shall remain elusive to the uninitiated.

Be sure to send in your pledges though.

Elaine@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

My money is on Ira Glass. No reason other than I just like him the best.

zabadoh@ani.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

None. The pledge drive will just go on forever. It's the secret to how Terry Gross hasn't aged in 40 years.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

She's definitely Dorian-Gray-ing somebody.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Malcolm Gladwell comes out of nowhere with a steel chair and claims the victory

wjrii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

This is definitely a possible outcome.

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Then the reanimated corpse of Garrison Keillor shows up and all hell breaks loose.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Batman

wjrii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do you you think he stands a chance against that much smugness?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

He will win by not even showing up.

D1G1T4l_B4TH@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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Kimdracula@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 2y
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