Anon experiences loss

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30 Comments

TheKracken@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 73 pts · 2y (2 replies)

glassy, jarred look on her face

Top kek

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

sticking my noodle in

fossphi@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

saucy

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 2y (15 replies)

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 2y (13 replies)

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (12 replies)

But tomatoes are fruits...

samus12345@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · -5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · -5 pts · 2y

Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉

samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · -5 pts · 2y

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

Thassodar@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.

idiomaddict@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

House MD pride month special

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y

/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.

obey_rule_34@lemmynsfw.com · 54 pts · 2y

45 seconds I'll never get back :(

mysticpickle@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 2y (4 replies)

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The ancient texts!

TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
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Etterra@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There it is.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Tag team, back again.

adj16@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

Fuck you, thank you

slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

An oldie, but a goodie.

Mango@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Magnificent bastard.

Zeratul@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 2y

Gold

idiomaddict@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo