Many Tanks

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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 105 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I feel like "Not an ichthyologist" is a bit confusing way for an ichthyologist to sign their email

RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's how the Spanish Ichquisition gets you.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y

True.

Not an herringtic

konalt@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

you have to keep them on their toes

tamal3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I... Don't get this one. What am I missing?

ABasilPlant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I think the lack of the trailing comma is the clue here. The first three are email signatures. The last one is just saying "I'm not an ichthyologist".

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 35 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Why is there such an overlap between marine biology and love of puns? Has anyone done a study yet?

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think there's an overlap in general between scientists and puns, I've seen posts like this from all fields

cheers_queers@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

as an autistic person, i imagine that might have something to do with it 😂 i feel like a lot of scientists and researchers are on the spectrum at least a little bit.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 27 pts · 2y
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

When I saw studying marine bio I was told classes would thin out when "the people who just want to swim with dolphins wash out." Maybe there's a similar filter people with no joy in life who don't like puns.

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Quick, survey the people who like swimming with dolphins and see if they disproportionately hate puns!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Fun fact: dolphins hate puns almost as much as they hate Alan Alda.

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 27 pts · 2y

"Gone fishing"

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Depending on the level of professionalism

)><,^-))'>

Or

=D rew

Unfortunately my ichthyology days are seemingly forever behind me (Maine biology with freshwater fisheries and marine economy specialties). Nowadays I sit in a lab and write reports for sales people.

Thanks for the advice davidgro!

davidgro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Put a \ before the ^

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sleep with the fishies

fishbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ayy lmao

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Sleep with the fish boners

Em, ... I mean fish sticks ... fish bones, yes, fish bones, that's the one!

the_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

Catch you later

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

People actually sign emails?

sicarius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

So long...

... And thanks for all the fish

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · -10 pts · 2y

This is funny and I could forwa--

Emails

Downvote. Next.

Spell better, kids.