c/theonion · by Nero@sopuli.xyz · 2y

Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting

https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/imperial-stormtrooper-spotted-fleeing-scene-of-trump-shooting/

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14 Comments

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y

“It’s not unusual to hear gunfire at a Trump rally, but usually it’s directed at chemtrails.”

Heh

nexusvoyager@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

THE STORM TROOPERS ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW???

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Contrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is quite often also a douche

nexusvoyager@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

I’m not even being serious I’m messing around here cuz I want to have fun

manucode@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm unsure about that

nexusvoyager@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

NOOOOO

samus12345@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

Or was that a scout trooper?

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Good point. They had different helmets, but close enough.

zabadoh@ani.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead...

I'm so confused...

samus12345@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.

pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online · 5 pts · 2y

So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

I could believe this lol. Of course it'd be cosplay and running from gunfire, as ya do, but ykwim.