c/programmer_humor · by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee · 2y

I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

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35 Comments

bisby@lemmy.world · 144 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.

key@lemmy.keychat.org · 54 pts · 2y

Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y

"ruin dev" is redundant; that's the default behavior.

RichardoC@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nothing, it's already ruined(!)

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

dev.ruin()!

SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator

No, it's an order!

Understood

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 42 pts · 2y

Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 36 pts · 2y

Your code will be minified and your git history deleted

BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

You'll be forced to use only Windows forever.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

Security people will say so.

Godort@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

believe it or not, jail.

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y

It's an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11... you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you've done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!

Klear@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

Psythik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Computer over?
Virus = very yes?

That's not a good prize!

I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Hi Strong Bad

SourceHuman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails
https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

You forgot to run npm edge dev first

polonius-rex@kbin.run · 19 pts · 2y

deploys your code to your dev environment

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated "extreme programming" techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

sukhmel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it's a futile attempt

un_aristocrate@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 2y

You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.

squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y

npm will ruin the dev now. It happened to me 11 months ago

lud@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.

activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Hope you didn't have the repository URL in your package.json... otherwise it'll be gone now.

MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

NPM on Windows, it doesn't matter anymore.