Jimmy swore up and down that he didn't know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck.
"Don't fucking move," ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, "I'll blow your head off if you try anything." As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good.
15 Comments
skeezix@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 2y
You don’t go to work for the TSA because you got a 1600 on your SAT.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 2y
Or a sense of humor.
cm0002@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
I'm convinced that having a sense of humor is a disqualification to be a TSA agent lol
Ah shit, I said lol now I'm on the disqualified list :(
cybersandwich@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 58 pts · 2y
You shake the ball, it responds 'ask again later'...
... except there is also now a blinking red led, which is blinking more and more rapidly.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 2y
Sounds like a great writing prompt.
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Jimmy swore up and down that he didn't know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck.
"Don't fucking move," ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, "I'll blow your head off if you try anything." As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good.
casmael@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Sounds like a thermal detonator……
Addition1291@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Plot twist: the liquid inside the ball is nitroglycerin.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 15 pts · 2y
Plot plot twist: is plain water for the kid to drink.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
You can't trust the 8-ball in this situation, it's biased.
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Indeed. It's a 2:1 ratio of affirmative to negative responses.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y
Believe it or not, that’s a frisking.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y
Its funny, because America is dead inside :-D !
can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Can you blame 'em?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · -21 pts · 2y
Ohh, her husband likes buttstuff, but she doesn't.
As long as it works for them, it's fine.