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c/programmer_humor · by Maven@lemmy.zip · 2y

If C++ wore pants

385 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 55 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If I were C++, I'd wear my pants like that.Pants are pulled over both ends of the uppercase C with one leg going to each of the plus characters.

On the opposite ends of the plus characters I'd put my shoes obviously.

0ops@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

You didn't even finish

victorz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I will allow this.

Nougat@fedia.io · 30 pts · 2y

The code is stored in the balls.

agressivelyPassive@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y

Prudes....

Java's Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

itsathursday@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

This is so stupid it’s great

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 "JnCo" Standard

Artyom@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

C wears the pants of the family.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Asking the real questions

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.

Cipher22@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.