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c/dadjokes · by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 2y

Why was the computer late for work?

Because it had a hard drive.

162 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 2y

I love how this works on two levels:

  1. The drive to the workplace was hard.
  2. Hard drives are much slower than SSDs, so a computer with a hard drive would be slower, making them late.
y8h8do3a2vg5@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why was the CPU late for work? Because of a bus error.

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 2y

Good thing it wasn't because of a conflict!

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Lucky it didn't have a solid state drive or it would've been fired due to no call no show.

maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sadly, no work from home for the com(p)uter.

Rednax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

My company made working from home a really bad idea. Better to work locally, since home is a on slow network drive.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is a kid joke not a dad joke

beebarfbadger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

With that kind of reaction, it's gonna be a floppy d**k right away.

::: spoiler spoiler "disk" you pervs :::