c/femcelmemes · by tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2y

i want a fish 😢

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22 Comments

lugal@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Give a girl a fish and she stares at you for a day.
Give her a fishing rod and she will stare at you for the rest of her life.

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

aggressively stares at you until the end of time

Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

You are a pond.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y

“Hey baby, are you a deep sea trawler? Because you’re the fundamental driving force behind fish stock depletion and marine ecosystem collapse. Unrelated, here’s a fish.”

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

May interest you in a blåhaj instead?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Sharks are fish, so this is a win!

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

omg blåhaj

alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y

don’t kill fish, instead offer blåhajs

felykiosa@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

🫴🐟here for you

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (7 replies)

If I had a man who knew how to properly set up and maintain a healthy aquarium environment with proper PH and knew the dangers of nitrate levels, I'd be so happy!

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i want a man to set up an aquarium so i can swim in it

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

✨️❤️ Dream man ❤️✨️

Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Are you a fish?

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I wish!

Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Are you the Newport aquarium, and are you hiring? I am a man who knows how to use Google and do all of the things I'm told.

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Unfortunately, experience is a must so that they know you won't accidentally send marine life to their doom.