c/noncredibledefense · by Gork@lemm.ee · 2yMilitary grade tactical Pizza 🍕 PDF here: https://www.dla.mil/Portals/104/Documents/TroopSupport/Subsistence/Rations/mil/32541.pdf 93 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 2y
This document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 2y
Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y
You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y
If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.
BigPotato@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
All military recipe cards are available online, if you're craving yakisoba.
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It's cut square, there's your problem right there, buddy.
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Round pizza? What do you think this is, Dominos? Real military pizza is fit to a square pan, and uses nacho cheese and 3 bean salad because that's what's left over
skillissuer@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
round pizza makes logistics inefficient