Damn it, that would've been devastating.

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Darkard@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"What about Gandalf the Shite? My lord"

Thavron@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We'll make him see the error in his ways and then he'll be Gandalf the Contrite!

bangsnooter@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No shot orcs have a vocabulary large enough for contrite but I like where your head is at lol

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

That line could be Saruman replying to the orc, so it still works.

Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Yeah? The jerk store called! They're out of you!

Thavron@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

I suddenly have a hankering for shrimp.

plunged_ewe@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"Saruman, the silly!"

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"SARUMAAAN THE STINKYYY!!!"

"NNNNOOOoooo^oooo^"

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

*wrinkly

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y

Lmao good catch. Skippy keyboard strikes again. I won't even edit it. XD

MustardCabbage@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

"Gandalf the White? Gandalf MY ASS"

Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

The French call it "l'esprit de l'escalier", the spirit of the staircase

When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff

Dufurson@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

been there and done that, can relate

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

cracker ass gandalf with his fancy bleach robes

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Comeback tomorrow.