"Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake?" - John Mulaney

s2e4 "Non Sequitur"

Everything after "Harry Kim" is from a scenario elsewhere in Trek canon. What other fun examples of hidden identity did I leave off?

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0p3r470r@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Don’t forget changeling!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

By and far my favorite post in history. Thank you for this.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Thanks, and you are most welcome!

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 2y

And they don't even know about portable holo-emitters yet.

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Or we're in a nebula where your thoughts become reality?"

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

negativenull@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Argrathi mind prisoner
Rage Virus
Haunted by Dr. Crusher's Ghost
Edit: Newly sentient holodeck program (ala Moriarty)

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

marcos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The best thing is, the virus had no part in ruining it.

negativenull@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

...he's a pedophile. You work in the sex crimes division. You're gonna have to get used to that."

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Oh! So like when someone bets the house on the ponies?

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You lost me…

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mulaney's bit about SVU

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

It all fell into place, thank you!

Steve@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

Or a transporter clone, or a Romulan clone, or a demon planet clone….

thezeesystem@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Me when I try to get disability diagnosis.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That copay's gonna be a bitch. Have you considered time traveling to when we become a post scarcity society? Maybe a transport glitch into a mirror universe? Perhaps entering cryo-stasis until medicine can treat you?

Tyoda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

The Bobs have changed a lot since the last time I saw this movie.