Elon Musk Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colony

https://futurism.com/elon-musk-spacex-sperm-seed-mars-colony

SpaceX employees' work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit

Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:

Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet's surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.

So, take it all with a grain of salt.

*Emphasis mine

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Boozilla@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And most of them don't like him.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

Almost everyone who's ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he's a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 2y

Elon proving once again he is a fucking moron

inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y

"No boss, we don't need your sperm. Please stop asking."

formergijoe@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

randomdeadguy@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Imagine going to Mars but it's just filled with Elon descendants.

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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thefartographer@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

If they're all like Vivian, that doesn't sound so bad

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Elongated

xe3@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.

Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y

Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y

Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What a jerkoff

Minarble@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.

randomdeadguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is just colonial monarchy with extra steps Edit: castrate the rich

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I would like to sign up for a life of indentured servitude on Mars! The silver lining is it will be a short life.

Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

TIL Elon keeps a cum jar.

Randomgal@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

He uses it to spice up his cereal.

Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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visikde@lemmings.world · 21 pts · 2y

Elmo put it back in your pants...

sunzu@kbin.run · 20 pts · 2y

Teslatubby wants to propagate

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I offer everyone I meet sperm, it’s what makes me a great host.

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'd take Chevy Chase's sperm if it was given to me by Walton Goggins.

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Inbred martians... Neat.

Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y

Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.

uberdroog@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

"Just cup your hands" - probably.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?

LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

EwwwLon

sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y

He really does think he is Horatio from Endless Space.

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hope when we get to Mars we are over the whole car idea and can start building train and path tracks instead of doing suburb 2 electric bogaloo

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

any real colonization will be corporate sponsored and whatever is built there will be the most urban hellscape you can imagine.

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

"Sorry, your colony didn't pay the oxygen fee so we sealed all connections to other colonies"

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

More baby Elons?

Windex007@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

If I was a SpaceX employee, I would not accept sperm in exchange for seeding a mars colony

IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

If he/they did go through with this I’d start a GoFundMe to reward the employee(s) that successfully sabotages the effort, wether by substituting their own sample or any other verifiable means.