SpaceX employees' work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit
Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:
Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet's surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.
So, take it all with a grain of salt.
*Emphasis mine
34 Comments
Boozilla@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 2y
LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
And most of them don't like him.
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Almost everyone who's ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he's a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 2y
Elon proving once again he is a fucking moron
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y
formergijoe@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.
randomdeadguy@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
Imagine going to Mars but it's just filled with Elon descendants.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
If they're all like Vivian, that doesn't sound so bad
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Elongated
xe3@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.
Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y
Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
What a jerkoff
Minarble@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.
randomdeadguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
This is just colonial monarchy with extra steps Edit: castrate the rich
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I would like to sign up for a life of indentured servitude on Mars! The silver lining is it will be a short life.
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
TIL Elon keeps a cum jar.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
He uses it to spice up his cereal.
Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
visikde@lemmings.world · 21 pts · 2y
Elmo put it back in your pants...
sunzu@kbin.run · 20 pts · 2y
Teslatubby wants to propagate
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I offer everyone I meet sperm, it’s what makes me a great host.
BakerBagel@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Here's your sperm
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'd take Chevy Chase's sperm if it was given to me by Walton Goggins.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Inbred martians... Neat.
Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y
Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.
uberdroog@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
"Just cup your hands" - probably.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?
LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
EwwwLon
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y
He really does think he is Horatio from Endless Space.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
I hope when we get to Mars we are over the whole car idea and can start building train and path tracks instead of doing suburb 2 electric bogaloo
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
any real colonization will be corporate sponsored and whatever is built there will be the most urban hellscape you can imagine.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
"Sorry, your colony didn't pay the oxygen fee so we sealed all connections to other colonies"
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
More baby Elons?
Windex007@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
If I was a SpaceX employee, I would not accept sperm in exchange for seeding a mars colony
IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
If he/they did go through with this I’d start a GoFundMe to reward the employee(s) that successfully sabotages the effort, wether by substituting their own sample or any other verifiable means.