Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be housed in a hermetically sealed containment chamber at Site-███. The chamber must be equipped with industrial-grade air filtration systems and must be disinfected hourly. Personnel entering the chamber must wear Level A hazmat suits and carry a personal air purification unit. Under no circumstances should personnel remain within SCP-███’s containment chamber for more than 15 minutes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 27-year-old Caucasian male, previously known as █████ ███████, who has been the subject of an anomalous physiological change resulting from an extended period of poor personal hygiene. SCP-███ possesses the belief that abstaining from cleaning his genital area will produce pheromones attractive to women. This belief has manifested an anomalous property in SCP-███, generating a noxious odor that repels humans within a 250-meter radius.
The odor produced by SCP-███ has been classified as SCP-███-1. SCP-███-1 has been shown to cause immediate nausea, disorientation, and a strong instinctual urge to flee in exposed subjects. Continued exposure leads to more severe symptoms, including vomiting, temporary blindness, and in some cases, auditory hallucinations.
Addendum ███-A: Extract for Psychological Evaluation
Dr. ███████: Can you explain why you continue this... regimen, despite its effects?
SCP-███: You don't understand. I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. They just haven't smelled it long enough. They'll come around. They always do in the end.
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slaacaa@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 2y
Item #: SCP-███
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be housed in a hermetically sealed containment chamber at Site-███. The chamber must be equipped with industrial-grade air filtration systems and must be disinfected hourly. Personnel entering the chamber must wear Level A hazmat suits and carry a personal air purification unit. Under no circumstances should personnel remain within SCP-███’s containment chamber for more than 15 minutes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 27-year-old Caucasian male, previously known as █████ ███████, who has been the subject of an anomalous physiological change resulting from an extended period of poor personal hygiene. SCP-███ possesses the belief that abstaining from cleaning his genital area will produce pheromones attractive to women. This belief has manifested an anomalous property in SCP-███, generating a noxious odor that repels humans within a 250-meter radius.
The odor produced by SCP-███ has been classified as SCP-███-1. SCP-███-1 has been shown to cause immediate nausea, disorientation, and a strong instinctual urge to flee in exposed subjects. Continued exposure leads to more severe symptoms, including vomiting, temporary blindness, and in some cases, auditory hallucinations.
Addendum ███-A: Extract for Psychological Evaluation
Dr. ███████: Can you explain why you continue this... regimen, despite its effects?
SCP-███: You don't understand. I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. They just haven't smelled it long enough. They'll come around. They always do in the end.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 2y
Lemmyvisitor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
what happens if they wash him
Fern@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 2y
Now this is what I assume is usually happening on 4-chan
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 2y
Not too far off. /b/ seems to have been inundated with a spam meme about some goth guy eating logs of shit for at least a few months now.
linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
few months?????? dude this has been a thing for like a decade.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
Why did this make me laugh??
Asudox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I mostly see either normal porn, some disgusting shit or gay sex.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 2y
Delete this.