Vance's secret venture revealed

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Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 2y (10 replies)

This dude banged a couch?

Jakdracula@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y

Yes, he’s a homosectional.

Nougat@fedia.io · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Many people are saying it.

zcd@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

Including this dude himself

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He enjoys some cushion for the pushin'.

bitwaba@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It's called a loveseat for a reason

skittlebrau@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have so many questions too. What sort of couch? Fabric or leather? Were people sitting on the couch at the time?

SerJunkan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Futon Fornication

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

hey man. he also built fences.

bitwaba@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Build a million fences you're a fence builder.

Lay a million bricks you're a brick layer.

But you fuck one couch...

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 2 pts · 2y

heheh. was not sure anyone would pick up on that.

Spitzspot@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 2y

More cushion for the push'n.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

So this real or a gag we are all in?