That hippie!

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apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 2y (14 replies)

The ol block of LSD to the noggin always does the trick.

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sure to knock you out colder'n a mackerel

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

That cop clearly said "mackeral." I'm not sure what it is, but it's not a mackerel. Maybe it's a town in Alaska!

Kalkaline@leminal.space · 20 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I imagine that much LSD would be expensive as fuck. Don't the doses come on tiny little squares of rice paper?

BakerBagel@midwest.social · -4 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Yeah, LSD dosages are measured in nanograms. 99% of what you consume when taking acid is paper.

todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's ten million doses to the kilo though. I have no idea what the current cost of LSD is, it used to be 5 euros when I bought it last (dating myself here), so 100 million bucks to smack someone KO as a conservative guess..

TwanHE@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Still €5 a stamp afaik.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dating myself as young and "with it", of course!

TwanHE@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

With the current inflation it could've been 50 by now and you'd still be referencing just a year ago.

Laser@feddit.org · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can measure anything in nanograms, but a typical LSD dose starts at about 100ug with the threshold at about 25ug or so. Still not much, but not what you'd usually measure in nanograms.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You can't measure volume in nanograms

Laser@feddit.org · 9 pts · 2y

Not with that attitude

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y

or a liquid that the nano gram partials are suspended in

ccunning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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huginn@feddit.it · 51 pts · 2y

Ahhh pre-fent cops were still blaming drugs for their unseemly public panic attacks

yesman@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Seeing these cops illustrated in power stances makes me glad I never got into comic books.

When you think about it, superheroes are really just cops. I mean they love violence and are always vigilant to protect the status quo.

piratehat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Super heroes are a lot of things. Some are "cops", some are individuals just trying to do good in the world. We heroes more than we need cops.

Nurgus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

We definitely don't need vigilantes.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y

The difference is that superheroes actually try to help and be heroes.

If they didn't, they would be classified as supervillains.

Tryptaminev@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

They are worse than cops. They are glorified for being vigilantes, who have no protocol or rules to observe.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Playing the modern Spider-Man games made me realize this. Spider-Man is literally just a young, naïve cop wannabe who sees good and evil in a disturbingly black and white way.

bestagon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Lol there have been plenty of counter culture anti-authority comic books. A single panel of police in, what are probably, just stock poses the artist had reference already handy for surely can’t ruin an entire medium

ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

They are a form of law enforcement by definition.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y

Yes ... that hippie threw a Large Structural Device ... those things will definitely take down a cop.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Tactical Fentanyl Cocktail

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Old skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: "Lady... have you been nipping on the cooking sherry?"

Younger skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: "Lady... have you been nipping on the medicinal hallucinogens?"

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm betting for a fentanyl block, it does critical damage against cops

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

The lsd was spiked with fentanyl

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

an LSD

Raverbunny@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Def not LSD or he'd be awake and staring intensely at something trivial to others

aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Gotta be pretty strong to throw a Limited-Slip Differential, aka Posi-Traction

Tower@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!

orcrist@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Mackerál