c/noncredibledefense · by nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2y

BREAKING NEWS: NATO has fallen.

https://i.imgur.com/w1Q3t0f.mp4

94 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.

Synthuir@lemmy.ml · 40 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

rockkicker@kbin.run · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)

square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
step back into range
look at fist to make sure it's still there at the end of your arm
wind body up for maximum beyblade power
make contact with target using the side of your wrist

RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y

leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y

Goddamn, it's just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.

zerosignal@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn't even wearing pants?

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y

He must have had a washing machine.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y

Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can't afford straw for their strawmen.

Damage@feddit.it · 17 pts · 2y

Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground

cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Belarusian flag on that guy - the true bad boys of the eastern block... /s

YeetPics@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Most stiff-wristed tankie.

Must have a wrist brace on lmao

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They're a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that's it.

YeetPics@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I've seen all year, and I read yogthos' posts!

IkarusHagen2@feddit.org · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y

My shitty translation:

NATO vs the landing

Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)

I did look that up to double check, I assume it's in the "Independence Day" sense.

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y

Plastic Chinese mannequin versus fetal-alcohol-syndrome drunk man with a limp wrist.

BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.

vga@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

We got him.